He’s tripping on acid
today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
Oh god this is perfect.
this looks like an introduction for a reality tv show.
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.
i have been waiting for this post my entire life
guys i went into my kitchen and i kept hearing my cat but i couldn’t find her and she sounded really upset
okay i found her and seriously what the hell cat
hOW THEHELL DID YOU EVEN GET IN THERE
people say when you eat chocolate you break out but i dont see how consuming a hersheys bar is gonna get me out of jail
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying