niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

(Source: likeasolarfire)

seblainesparkles:

motherfuckingoakenshield:

we fly like paper

Oh god this is perfect.

this looks like an introduction for a reality tv show. 

(Source: kitteninatrenchcoat)

greedsling:

Winry/Katara Parallels

Pizza - the 90s’ food of choice.

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

(Source: gaksdesigns)

Seven Deadly Sins - (inspired by x | requested by x) 

(Source: daffyloins)

tush:

My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.

akorrable:

i have been waiting for this post my entire life

helioscentrifuge:

helioscentrifuge:

guys i went into my kitchen and i kept hearing my cat but i couldn’t find her and she sounded really upset

okay i found her and seriously what the hell cat

hOW THEHELL DID YOU EVEN GET IN THERE

yologna:

people say when you eat chocolate you break out but i dont see how consuming a hersheys bar is gonna get me out of jail

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don’t even get an anon’s hate.

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: babyicantbetamed)

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns